中學(xué)生英語幽默故事選

內(nèi)容概要

現(xiàn)行中學(xué)英語教材內(nèi)容豐富、語言標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，而且高考的閱讀題難度并未超出中學(xué)教材，但是為什么相當(dāng)一部分學(xué)生得分仍然不高，究其原因，恐怕應(yīng)歸咎于教材的“精”有余而“泛”不足。為此，我們從英美報刊雜志和互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上選取了兩百多篇內(nèi)容健康、語言生動、形式多樣的英語幽默故事，供學(xué)生課外閱讀之用。文章時代性強，語言是當(dāng)代英美人的日常用語，可以作為標(biāo)準(zhǔn)教材的輔助材料。絕大多數(shù)為原文，個別文章按中國學(xué)生的文化背景作了少量修改。我們?yōu)槊科恼戮幹屏藱z測題，學(xué)生可以借此進行自我檢測。個別文章由于難度較大，我們在后面加上提示。文章由短到長，由易到難，適合初中到高中學(xué)生的閱讀水平。由于編者水平有限，有錯之處，望讀者不吝指教。

書籍目錄

A Piece of AdviceLittle Tom and His TeacherAn Overweight BlondeI'll Take TwoNot Only in AfricaWho Was He?The Jewish BeggarDoctors and Their EnemiesHormone NewsflashToo EarlySafetyOn the BusesSo You Think You're ToughThe Dog BitesA Swimming MatchPlanting ChicksDon't Be SorryYou Can't Have BothNothing SeriousThe Fire DogA PresentA Case of Mistaken IdentityMuch Better than BeforeThis Is Not So HotWho to Meet FirstA Lucky BreakThe Frantic Phone CallThe More Expensive，the BetterA Spit in the BeerThe Multicolored CabWas I That Old?Taking Your Troubles to BedTue LoveWho wants a Bottle?Graduate Student LifePanda WarningUnder the Street LightDaddy's CookingWhy Doesn't the Nurse Do It Herself?Sally Brings Home Her ReportHow Did You Know My Name?Not Something HappyGuaranteeBirds ProtectionMarry HimResult of CuriosityA Good Thing I DidThe Rabbit and the SnakeWash Your MouthJust Having a Quiet SmokeThe Meaning of the BowA Trip to the CinemaA Boy with a MoustacheDrink LessGet Rich QuickWhat a Memory!The Young BusinessmanMedical AttentionTwo ConversationsWhy So Upset?At the Coke MachineMedical Term for “Lazy”You've Got MailSecond HelpingCosmetics and ArithmeticDo the Stores Know That?I Didn't Do ItInheritance CluesDoctors and FlagsFive Whiskey Shots……參考答案

章節(jié)摘錄

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender， believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference， pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.　　The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now， give me a good 12-year-old scotch."　　The bartender， now feeling a bit of a challenge， pours him a scotch of much better quality， 6-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar. "This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this， and I insist on， a good， 12-year-old scotch."　　……

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