英文經(jīng)典笑話系列

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　　《英文經(jīng)典笑話系列》所選的笑話大都選自原版讀物，原汁原味、語言地道、幽默詼諧、趣味盎然、令人捧腹。這些笑話雖然類型不同、題材各異，但都貼近時代和生活，可讀性強，猶如一出出人生喜劇，讓人開懷，蕩滌煩惱；在令你忍俊不禁的同時，還可提高閱讀和詞匯的雙重能力。由于文化背景不同，西方式的幽默與東方式的往往大異其趣，通過該書讀者也可了解西方文化?！队⑽慕?jīng)典笑話系列》將根據(jù)笑話內(nèi)容的難易程度，配以生詞注解，讓讀者可以順利地理解和欣賞西方文化的背景和內(nèi)涵，增進對西方幽默感的理解?！队⑽慕?jīng)典笑話系列》適合不同英語水平的讀者，尤其是對那些準備到國外學(xué)習(xí)和生活的讀者將有很大的幫助?！队⑽慕?jīng)典笑話系列》封面貼有清華大學(xué)出版社防偽標簽，無標簽者不得銷售。

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A frog calls a psychicThese chickens want booksA snail buys a fast new carA very insulting parrotThe story of the batsNever talk to the parrotI'U use my seeing eye dogThere was just a dog fightA game of animal footballI think that I'm a chickenThis dog is acting badInvestigating a terrible accidentCow on train tracksInstalling a carpetAn engineer and a programmerFlying without a parachuteAblind pilot is flying this plane?The whole world could be happyAre blind pilots flying?There is a blond on the planeAir Force One crashesThe blind skydiverBoarding from what gate?Fear of bombs on planesA skydiving lessonThere are no dogs allowed hereA blind man visits the state of TexasBuying your ticketHiring an accountantSimplified 1040 formsDid you pay taxes?Accountant and farmerStop being late to workThe work qualification testThe copy machine handoutWhy did he fire you?Everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobodyThe requirements of this jobRepairing the phoneFake two dollar billPaying in advanceTravel in a sailboatWealthy investorsA walking economyInvestment counselorBuy machine factoryAn economist's speechAn economist's logicEconomist ValentinesI have a big problemHalfa year to live……

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版權(quán)頁：插圖：A family had twin boys whose only resemblance （n,類同之處）to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thoughtit was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was aneternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday, their fatherloaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room, he laded with horse manure （n. 馬糞）.That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found hi msit ting amid his new gifts crying bitterly."Why are you crying？" the father asked."Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read the all the seinstructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimistic twin.Passing the optimistic twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about？" he asked.To which his optimistic twin replied, "There's got to be'a pony inhere somewhere！"

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