千萬別笑

內(nèi)容概要

本書包括：創(chuàng)造性；催單；模仿鳥兒；翅膀；交通事故；父母的職業(yè)；一個壞印象；這就是我等故事。

書籍目錄

Creative創(chuàng)造性Reminder催單Imitate Birds模仿鳥兒How Did You Ever Get Here你是怎么來的？One Side of the Case一面之詞I'm Glad我很高興1933Years Old?193歲?Wings翅膀Parent’s Occupation父母的職業(yè)Traffic Accident交通事故A Truck Driver and a priest卡車司機和神父Large Uniforrns 大制服Hammer a Nail into a Wall向墻上釘釘子Fence籬笆A Bad Impression一個壞印象West Point西點軍校Good Intentions良好的心愿Quick Reaction快速反應(yīng)Speed Limit速度限制The WoIf and the Crane狼和鶴……

章節(jié)摘錄

書摘    一個主日學(xué)校的老師在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性?！艾F(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過?”   “我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過?！?  “做得好，是誰呢？”   “我奶奶?！?  “好孩子。現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?！?  “是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：“奶奶，我要回家了?！彼f：“啊，我很高興！”    ……書摘1    It’s His Fanlt    Billy and Bobby were small boys Thev were  brothers，and they often had fights with each  other．Last Saturday their mother said to them．    …I m going to cook OUr lunch now．Go out and  play in the garden and be good．”    “Yes，Mummy，”the two boys answered．a(chǎn)nd they went out．  They played in the garden for half an hour． and then Billy ran into the kitchen，“Mummy．”he said，“Bobby’s broken a window in Mrs．Allen’s house．”Mrs．Allen was one of their neighbors．  。He’s a bad boy，”his mother said?！癶ow dId he breakit?”  “I threw a stone at him，’Billy answered．。and he quickly moved down”是他的錯    比利和波比是小男孩。他們是兄弟，兩人經(jīng)常打架。上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：。我現(xiàn)在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”    。是，媽媽，”兩個男孩回答，然后他們就出去了。    他們在花園里玩了半個小時，然后比利跑進了廚房?！皨寢專彼f：。波比打碎了艾倫太太家窗戶的玻璃?！卑瑐愄撬麄兊泥従?。    “他是個壞孩子，”他的媽媽說，“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?’    “我朝他扔了一塊石子，。比利回答，“他趕緊蹲下?！?   Alexander the Great    Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled， said，    “Landon，you don’t Seem to be geffing on very fast in this subject．YOU seem to lack ambi— fion Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world．”  “Yes，”said Landon，“he couldn’t help it．for  you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the  Great had Aristotle for a teacher．”亞歷山大大帝    朗誦課文時，蘭登表現(xiàn)得不是很好。老師有點不悅，對他說道：“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進步不大，你好像缺乏遠(yuǎn)大的志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個年齡都已經(jīng)征服了半個世界了?！?   “是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。博士先生，您回想一下史實，因為亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德這樣的偉人做他的老師啊!”    Ezepensiue Price    Dentist：I’m sorry，madam，but I’II have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son’s tooth．    Mother：Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction．     Dentist：I usually do．But your son yelled so loud，he scared four other patients out of the of-ficp   昂貴的價格   牙科醫(yī)生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收25美元。   母親：25美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要5美元呀?   牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了。    Two Men    A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．111ey came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，disheveled hair， feverishly endeavoring to catch flies and keep them  in his pocket．     “His WaS a sad case．”said the attendant． 。whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．”    “Terrible，”said a visitor．    Presently they came to a padded cell，in  which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．  “111at’Sthe otherman．”saidthe attendant．    兩個男人    一群游客被領(lǐng)著參觀一所瘋?cè)嗽?。在院子里他們遇見一個人，他長著一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭發(fā)蓬亂。正狂熱地設(shè)法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋里。    。他的病很慘?！迸阃苏f，“在他當(dāng)兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。   真可怕?！币粋€游客說。   不久他們來到一間安上減音裝置的小屋前，聽見里面?zhèn)鞒鲆矮F般的怒吼。   這就是那另一個男人?！迸阃苏f。    It’sMeAllRight    A pretty youngladywentto cash a check at a bank The teller examined it，then asked，“CaFl yOU identify yourself?”Looking puzzled，the girl  dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small  mirror She glanced into it for a moment，then  smiled，“yes，it’s me all right．”這就是我    一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行兌支票。出納員在檢查了她的支票后問道：“您能證明您的身份嗎?”這個女孩聽了這話以后看上去很迷惑，隨后，她翻了一下手提包，從里面拿出一個小鏡子。她對著鏡子照了一會兒，笑了：“對呀，這就是我?！?   ……

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